So.... I am making hard boiled eggs right now! :D i had to recook them cuz i cracked one open and it was half way cooked. SICK.

But i love me ma deviled eggs :)

Here ye' Here ye' I shall be gone today(: so no awesome blog, but probably a big monster one tomorrow! Alas, I will miss thee veiwers! Wait.. I before E except after c....... I wil miss thee viewers! So there all yall smartypants :P

Animal crackers in my soup
monkies and rabbits loop the loop,

Gosh, oh gee, but I have fun
swallowin' animals one by one.

In every bowl of soup I see
lions and tigers watching me,

I make 'em jump right thru a hoop,
those animal crackers in my soup!

:D

T.G.I.F. right?! lol im laying on a heating pad right now. not a blanket, a pad. I'm talking  about the size of a cake pan! And i'm being full from potato soup with a buttload of crackers. Lemme be lazy. Now I no..this isnt the most hilarious blog you've read, but..i've been lucky. I mean its not everyday  people go ripping their pants and going to dance competitions and exciting news to blab about. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CREATIVITY GOES IT TO THESE? A lot! Not every one is a comical genuis like me!(sarcasm!) I'm practically getting wrinkles from the effort! Rant rant rant i know but thats ok its my blog. Ya.

So anyways me and another blogger friend of mine, made up this awesome rap for this blog we are starting together. Check it out! Blog is called "The Two Non Blondes" or the " Two Non Blondes here" try both. Lol but back to my awesome poet skills... ill make one up on the spot for you(:

And a 1..and a 2...and a 1,2,3,4!

I'm a poet
And I know it
I'll show it
but not blow it
I can ryme
Anytime
Anywhere
even as a dare
Its been really fun
but now this poem is done.

WALLAH!

Well nothing interesting going on today...other than i walked around with a RIP IN MY PANTS. Oh yea, life of the party right there. And trust me, it was embarrassing.

LMBO.(: Fun Fact for You: McDonald's chicken nuggets uses EVERY part of the chicken! It's awesome because that's like not being wasteful! No, im just kidding, if you think about it, it makes you gag.

Im headed to McD's with my brother. I order the little kids meal with the chicken nuggets..small portions, ya know? He orders some ridiculous amout of food and starts teasing me. Him, just learning mcdonalds uses every part the chicken has to offer, says to me while im eating....

"Mmmhhmmm....Butthole....."

I know. Major Ew.

Hey there listeners! I know i have more since i "advertised." Feel free to comment and let me know you are there.(; So..I'm just gonna run through the interesting parts of my day. First, I was sitting in one of my classes, slouched and zoneing out, when the most "gangster" guy in that class ( if you are smart enough, thatt means he sits behind me) whispers something...then whispers it again. I turn around and he says to me," Pull your shirt down in the back. So this leads me to believe he was eyeing my back dimples( i have back dimples..) that are just above my butt. It was kinda creepy. I'm sure you've all had embarrassing moments like that! Next class: Math. I was taught some sort of dumb song for a formula, It goes like this:
Find the distance
Find the distance
Take the root
Take the root
X1 minus X2 squared
Y1 minus Y2 squared
Then you're done
Then you're done
LOL My math teacher is a wee bit crazy...
Ok, so all my classes are done and it's time for piano. i do play piano and i love it. I'll tell you the 3 instruments i play: The piano, the trumpet, and the kazoo.

So yada yada thats done. LOL Driving back, im remembering some pretty funny memories. One of which my mommy was asking me if i was going to have children. I'd say, "Imma have twins named Hunsa and Gruncha." Not Hansel and Gretel. HUNSA AND GRUNCHA.

Haha. This has been one long post, but I feel like i haven't posted in for-eva! So toon in neext time, for some more awesome blogging!:D

Ugh! Do you know when you try to get ice cream outa the box and you can't because its so hard and the spoon sometimes even bends in the process?! Well that happened to me a couple of minutes ago and my dad taught me a good trick to get it out easily.
1. Open spoon drawer or wherever your spoons are stored.
2. Look for the prettiest spoon.
3. Grasp spoon.
4. Turn on closest sink.
5. Push/Turn the handle so the sink water will heat up (As far as it can go because we want really hot water)
6. Wait.
7. Stick hand under the burning hot water.
8. Scream. (Because the water should be really hot!)
9. Aim spoon towards water ejection point. (LMBO)
10. Stick spoon in water
11. Drench it!
12. Take out of water.
13. Touch it to check temperature. It should be hhot enough to burn your skin off. Just kidding!
14. Turn water off.
15. Shove scoop into ice cream.
16. Scoop out!
just 16 easy steps! I know, I know i made it alot more complicated than it needed to be. But lemme tell you, it was fun.(; So i guess that should be a good enough explanation for the dummies out there.

Now look what he's done! I just start talking to this older boy named Jacob when my brother comes up(yes, i have a brother..) and goes, "What are you two lovebirds talking about?" NO FREAKING WAY. Nu Uh, ew. I'm betting now this guy thats at LEAST 2 years older than me now thinks I'm in love with him! No way, buddy. Oh and news flash: I got my phone back! But not my ipod..at least I have one electronic device to communicate to the world with. Gosh, sometimes I feel like I need that thing like I need orange juice in the morning. OMG I drink orangee every morning witthout fail. I love Orange juice! Mhhhmmm... Wow. look where this post has gone..
1. Crazy brother calling me and boy lovebirds
2. Getting phone back
3. Orange juice
What's going to be next?!

This blog thing says 'Posted by HappyFeet at 3:38 PM' well, don't listen to it. It's lying. It's 2 hours behind. (:

HOLY CRAP! It's SUPER dark out and it's only 5!!!! (unless my computer's lying...)

Gosh, I'm starting to feel addicted to this. I don't know why. I mean, I'm pretty sure 1 person is viewing this every once and awhile, but barely anyone else, so why bother? Oh well. My show comes on in a few hours. It comes on every Sunday at 7:00 PM. Although, it says 8:00 on ouur TV because it is messed up... RANDOM!!!! The show is called 'Once Upon A Time'. I don't know if you've every even heard of it, but it comes on national tv. That's right, I don't have Cable. Or Direct TV. Or Dish Network. Or Mediacom. None of that. Just 5 or so channels. I know, WOW. It's the 21st century, man! LOL

Ug. I tried to post some big thing about this dance competition yesterday. Yeah, yeah, it was fun and my hometown placed 1st, but i dont feel like typing it again. So there. that was a short version. I'm trying to download Google chrome (which is supposed to download it "seconds" but is taking for-ever!) on my computer for this blog, but it might take a while. Extra new for you: I got my phone and IPod taken away! OMG! It's Sunday, for crying out loud! AMEN!

 Hey to all those creepers out there....I won't be giving away personal information!

Ha! That's right. I single-handily thwarted your plan. (:

Hey! I am HappyFeet and this is my first blog. Yeah, I know, HappyFeet's a weird name, but its a nickname I got from playing basketball. Those who play basketball, do you know what it means? Well, that brings us upon the subject of readers, which I'm positive aren't any. Yet. 

First blog post. Check.